There are some horrible movies out there, but there are some really horrible ones no one ever really looks into and just watches them for the sake of wasting time. I looked at some popular-ish movies and ranked them as decent to worse. Some of these movies should have never even been made and I don’t understand how someone could even create such a useless script. Not that they’re all downright horrible they just don’t fit their purpose or were a total let down.
The first movie on the list is Twilight. Yes, I said Twilight. Some people are objecting and screaming in their heads right now “NO EDWARD IS LIKE THE HOTTEST THING EVER HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.” Girls, I went there. Most people who read the books like myself are completely annoyed with the movie. The first movie left out so much and added so many stupid things it was ridiculous. Plus, Robert Patterson looked constipated through the whole movie, not hot at all. The first movie ruined all the rest of them with everything added and taken out, in my opinion anyway. Who isn’t annoyed by the franchise? Who wants Robets constipated face on a cereal bowl? ME ME ME, not really though because how much it has gotten out of hand is crazy. They even have collector cards! Better go pick them up while I keep complaining about movies.
Next on our rampage is Son Of The Mask, yes, yes it was a decent movie but they made a sequel to a Jim Carrey movie and they didn’t even put Jim Carrey in it! Plus, the baby looked animated half the time and it wasn’t nearly as funny as the first one, the film company probably just wanted to make more money from the idea but in reality they spent 84 million making it and only got a world wide income of 57 million. It has poor editing, like when Tim wakes up at night to feed the baby he smashes out the light and it stays on? That’s a pretty good light if you ask me. What made that first movie was Jim Carrey, without him the sequel is nothing.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, with that title what comes into your mind? Because I just picture a lot of crying and really bad smells. Yes, they made a sequel to a movie about babies saving the world. Like that was such a good idea in the first place. The movie only made 9 million world wide. Plus, the babies aren’t even babies! They are toddlers saving the world, more believeable? I thought so. When I saw this movie come on tv I shut the tv off and read a book instead. “Kahuna: So it's true what they say, there is nothing good on TV.” A quote from the movie describes my feelings towards it perfectly.
Paranormal Activity is the most pathetic excuse for a horror movie ever. I don’t care what anyone says, they are so low budget, I don’t even think the actors are real actors! If you honestly believe they’re real you are ridiculous, the camera movements make a lot of people sick, I think vomiting is scarier then the movies themselves. I mean, I know exorcist was great in its day but looks pretty low budget now but come on, at least it has a theme! Paranormal Activity movies make me cringe everytime I see the next movie poster. I just cannot understand why someone would waste ten dollars to see it in theater. Its pretty funny when in every movie someone gets hauled across the floor or down some stairs. I like to think they’re going on an adventure, I think getting hauled across the floor is pretty fun, I think it was every kids favorite thing to do with their playtime. Most. Pathetic. Horror. Movie. Ever. I wouldn’t even call it horror its like a home movie gone wrong, like something people would put on youtube. The Rite was a better than Paranormal Activity, and that says something.
Dream House is probably the movie I was most disappointed with in the history of like ever. I thought it was going to be this awesome horror movie like the trailer portrayed and I was SO excited to watch it and its actually the most screwed up movie. The husband is like this horrible physopath I just cannot understand the plot. To this day I’m still thinking “What did I just watch?”. That’s how bad that movie was, I had to stuggle to convince myself to finish it. It would have been a good movie, but they mislead you so bad with the trailer. I had to stop midway through the movie and wiki the plot. You cannot make everyone think it’s a horror movie with the trailer then give them a phsycological thriller. That’s just not okay! I’m so glad I rented it instead of paying money to go see it. I was just left so disappointed, I have never been disapointed in a movie until the day I watched Dream House, that is why it’s the last movie on this list, and the worse.
You may agree, and I hope you do that these are the five worse movies, but if you don’t, rewatch them and re-evaluate your thinking. Think of movies that are SO much better that you could be watching rather than wasting your time with those ones. Not that they are really that horrible but they lacked what I wanted to see in the movie and that’s why they are on my list of worse movies.
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