Wednesday 21 November 2012

The Adventures of the Invincible Duncan


               Nothing is more exciting than the adventurous walk home; I walk home every day and make it a new adventure all the time!  Once there were lions traveling and once there was a ground of lava, everyday is an adventure when you think of it you just have to make the best of it!  All you need is imagination, that’s what SpongeBob said and I think he’s right.  I began my adventure as I walk away from the dreary place they call school.  I hate school; they never let us use imagination everything has to be black and white and dull. 
                My journey truly began when I reached the forest the forest is where the lions always rest; you can’t hurry through because you may wake them up.  I've never battled with a lion and I don’t think I ever would want to; I of course would come out on top though!  The invincible Duncan is what they call me!  A silly lion wouldn't defeat me but I’m not going to risk waking a lion and hurting him.  I gracefully pounced as if I was a lion myself, through the jungle of trees.  I step through vines of death and easily get past their foolish traps.  Soon I make it out alive and well with only a small scrap from tripping over a branch that resembled a snake so it was probably a snake playing tricks on me.  I never would of fell, I’m simply too graceful for falling.
                Sooner than I liked I had to walk across a civilized street, there was nothing for imagination on streets.  I began to create a story in my head.  I was a private eye on a mission.  Walking down the streets with a mysterious edge, I was going to save a kidnapped cat.  The kidnapper was a horrible disgusting monster.  The old hag had obviously withered with age and was horribly tempered.  I had to climb to save the Mrs. Snuggles but that was no issue because like I've said before, I’m the most graceful person there is.  I lifted myself from branch to branch climbing the old hag.  “Mew” “mew” “mew” is all I could hear, I had to save Mrs. Snuggles from this horrible catnapper!  I reached up and Mrs. Snuggles crawled across my arm and slinked over my shoulders like a scarf.  I climbed back down the withered tree and Mrs. Snuggles hopped off my shoulder.  I gave him and affectionate pat and continued on my journey, another mystery solved.
                Full of pride I walk off to my next adventure where I was stopped to have a conversation with Mr. Harold.  He had a really shiny head; I could swear he waxed it every morning.  Maybe Mr. Harold had little fairies that shined his head for him; they’d sit atop of his head with cloths and head wax.  Do they even make head wax?  Anyway he stopped me to tell me his wife had made cake for my mom, my parents were very close with the Harold’s.  Mrs. Harold was a great cook so I had to stop and get the cake; I mean seriously who doesn't like cake?  Mrs. Harold came out to greet me with the cake and I smiled happily, there is really nothing better than cake.
                I left the Harold home soon after that and jumped over the fence like a movie star.  I was soon faced with the wicked dog of my neighbors we played a game of who can chase who.  This isn't a fun game considering it is life and death for me and simply a work out for him.  I ran and ran, I jumped in the dog house and over it and after a long run I finally escaped him.  He is an old dog, he gets tired easily but he is still as vicious.  The dog house smelt like dog, big shocker right?  So once I escaped the dog and he got bored of our games I was hiding in the tipi.
                The tipi was just built and it was warmer inside than I expected, I felt like Peter Pan.  I wish I could fly; I’d fly around the whole world.  I would be a super hero I could save everyone!  I could save all the cats from evil trees and telephone poles.  There were small benches around the tipi so I jumped on them and between them to pretend I was flying.  This was an easy task and it was really fun, I was Peter and Wendy had disappeared and I had to go find her.  We were a dynamic duo and I couldn't complete adventures without her!  I knew I probably shouldn't have been in the tipi but I was having so much fun playing, I didn't notice when people walked in.  They stared blankly at me when they entered and I just kept flying.  When I finally noticed them I yelled “I MUST FIND WENDY” and grabbed the cake Mrs. Harold gave me and soared out of the tipi.
                Once I exited the tipi I saw my friends a few feet away I ran to them excitedly.  My face was red and I was laughing like a mad man.  They simply said “what happened?”  That is when I launched into an adventurous tale about how a simple walk home from school got so exciting.  

Thursday 8 November 2012

Words


1- The team won (its) (it's) game. Did you win (yours)
(your's), (to)(too) (two)?

2- They left (their) (there) books (there) (their)
(they're).

3- I hear (your) (you're) about to graduate.

4- (Its) (It's) nice that (there) (their) (they're)
friendly.

5- Although I get (alot) (a lot) of colds, I feel
(all right)(alright)now.

6- (Whose) (Who's) prettier (then) (than) you?

7- Are you tired? I'm out of (breathe) (breath),
(too) (to) (two).

8- Run back and (fourth) (forth) from (hear) (here) to
(their) (there).

9- (Your) (You're) about to (loose) (lose) (your)
(you're) book.

10- Everyone will (accept) (except) the prize (accept)
(except) you.

11- Do you know (weather) (whether) or not he will give
me the prize.

12- Many people (choose) (chose) to live in large cities.

13- Is the doctor (through) (thorough) (threw) with my
exam?

14- What (affect) (effect) does the school (principle)
(principal) have on you?

15- What did he (advice) (advise) you to do? Did you take
his (advice)(advise)?

16- (There) (Their) (They're) are (alot) (a lot) of (your)
you're) friends in the boat.

17- I will (buy) (by) a book (buy) (by) Ray Bradbury.

Tuesday 6 November 2012

Five Worse Movies

There are some horrible movies out there, but there are some really horrible ones no one ever really looks into and just watches them for the sake of wasting time.  I looked at some popular-ish movies and ranked them as decent to worse.  Some of these movies should have never even been made and I don’t understand how someone could even create such a useless script.  Not that they’re all downright horrible they just don’t fit their purpose or were a total let down.
The first movie on the list is Twilight. Yes, I said Twilight.  Some people are objecting and screaming in their heads right now “NO EDWARD IS LIKE THE HOTTEST THING EVER HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.” Girls, I went there.  Most people who read the books like myself are completely annoyed with the movie.  The first movie left out so much and added so many stupid things it was ridiculous.  Plus, Robert Patterson looked constipated through the whole movie, not hot at all.  The first movie ruined all the rest of them with everything added and taken out, in my opinion anyway.  Who isn’t annoyed by the franchise?  Who wants Robets constipated face on a cereal bowl?  ME ME ME, not really though because how much it has gotten out of hand is crazy.  They even have collector cards!  Better go pick them up while I keep complaining about movies.
Next on our rampage is Son Of The Mask, yes, yes it was a decent movie but they made a sequel to a Jim Carrey movie and they didn’t even put Jim Carrey in it!  Plus, the baby looked animated half the time and it wasn’t nearly as funny as the first one, the film company probably just wanted to make more money from the idea but in reality they spent 84 million making it and only got a world wide income of 57 million.   It has poor editing, like when Tim wakes up at night to feed the baby he smashes out the light and it stays on?  That’s a pretty good light if you ask me.  What made that first movie was Jim Carrey, without him the sequel is nothing.
Superbabies:  Baby Geniuses 2, with that title what comes into your mind?  Because I just picture a lot of crying and really bad smells.   Yes, they made a sequel to a movie about babies saving the world.  Like that was such a good idea in the first place.  The movie only made 9 million world wide.  Plus, the babies aren’t even babies!  They are toddlers saving the world, more believeable?  I thought so.  When I saw this movie come on tv I shut the tv off and read a book instead.  Kahuna: So it's true what they say, there is nothing good on TV.”  A quote from the movie describes my feelings towards it perfectly.
  Paranormal Activity is the most pathetic excuse for a horror movie ever.  I don’t care what anyone says, they are so low budget, I don’t even think the actors are real actors!  If you honestly believe they’re real you are ridiculous, the camera movements make a lot of people sick, I think vomiting is scarier then the movies themselves.  I mean, I know exorcist was great in its day but looks pretty low budget now but come on, at least it has a theme!  Paranormal Activity movies make me cringe everytime I see the next movie poster.  I just cannot understand why someone would waste ten dollars to see it in theater.  Its pretty funny when in every movie someone gets hauled across the floor or down some stairs.   I like to think they’re going on an adventure,  I think getting hauled across the floor is pretty fun, I think it was every kids favorite thing to do with their playtime.  Most.  Pathetic.  Horror.  Movie.  Ever.  I wouldn’t even call it horror its like a home movie gone wrong, like something people would put on youtube.  The Rite was a better than Paranormal Activity, and that says something.
Dream House is probably the movie I was most disappointed with in the history of like ever.  I thought it was going to be this awesome horror movie like the trailer portrayed and I was SO excited to watch it and its actually the most screwed up movie.  The husband is like this horrible physopath I just cannot understand the plot.  To this day I’m still thinking “What did I just watch?”.  That’s how bad that movie was,  I had to stuggle to convince myself to finish it.  It would have been a good movie, but they mislead you so bad with the trailer.  I had to stop midway through the movie and wiki the plot.  You cannot make everyone think it’s a horror movie with the trailer then give them a phsycological thriller.  That’s just not okay!  I’m so glad I rented it instead of paying money to go see it.  I was just left so disappointed, I have never been disapointed in a movie until the day I watched Dream House, that is why it’s the last movie on this list, and the worse.
You may agree, and I hope you do that these are the five worse movies, but if you don’t, rewatch them and re-evaluate your thinking.  Think of movies that are SO much better that you could be watching rather than wasting your time with those ones.  Not that they are really that horrible but they lacked what I wanted to see in the movie and that’s why they are on my list of worse movies.